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quotes[0]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. <BR><i>Douglas Everett</i>'

quotes[1]='Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. <BR><i>John Wooden</i>'

quotes[2]='Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything.  You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets. <BR><i>Clark Moustakas</i>'

quotes[3]='High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation. <BR><i>Jack Kinder</i>'

quotes[4]='As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say.  I just watch what they do. <BR><i>Andrew Carnegie</i>'

quotes[5]='I hear and I forget. I see and I remember.  I do and I understand. <BR><i>Chinese Proverb</i>'

quotes[6]='If there is something to gain and nothing to lose by asking, by all means ask! <BR><i>W. Clement Stone</i>'

quotes[7]='Be the star in everything that you do.  If you are going to go through with something, make sure that it is you that wants to do it and not someone pressuring you, because you are worth more than money.  If you let someone destroy what you worked hard for, who can you blame? <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[8]='You cannot live in the past.  If you rely on what always happened in the past, it will result in a miserable future.  Try new things.  Wipe the slate clean. <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[9]='Smile, it\'s all good. <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[10]='Never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your heart.   <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[11]='Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.  <BR><i>Carl Sagan</i>'

quotes[12]='You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.  You may have to work for it, however.   <BR><i>Richard Bach</i>'

quotes[13]='The average person thinks he isn\'t.  <BR><i>Father Larry Lorenzoni</i>'

quotes[14]='You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.   <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[15]='Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I\'m not sure about the former.   <BR><i>Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[16]='Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.  <BR><i>Klingon Proverb</i>'

quotes[17]='Do, or do not. There is no \'try\'.   <BR><i>Yoda</i>'

quotes[18]='Denial ain\'t just a river in Egypt.   <BR><i>Mark Twain</i>'

quotes[19]='They write about these kind of cases in the Private Eye Handbook, Lady! Something about a ten foot pole...   <BR><i>Andrew Dice Clay</i>'

quotes[20]='If at first you don\'t succeed, then skydiving isn\'t for you.  <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[21]='If it weren\'t for electricity we\'d all be watching television by candlelight.  <BR><i>George Gobel</i>'

quotes[22]='SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident.  <BR><i>Sign on backseat of Taxi</i>'

quotes[23]='There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can\'t.   <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[24]='Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.   <BR><i>Anon</i>'

quotes[25]='The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary.  <BR><i>Vidal Sassoon</i>'

quotes[26]='Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.  <BR><i>Mark Twain</i>'

quotes[27]='Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.   <BR><i>George Carlin</i>'

quotes[28]='My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you\'re doing.  <BR><i>Jessica Alba</i>'

quotes[29]='It\'s kind of fun to do the impossible.   <BR><i>Walt Disney</i>'

quotes[30]='I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see.   <BR><i>Jimi Hendrix</i>'

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